I break into a cold panic when someone waves me onto a dance floor. I smile, I wave back sheepishly, I feign a cramp or flee pretending I’ve just received an urgent call. I hide in the bathroom and very thoroughly wash my hands or hover near the bar praying that the line is insurmountable so I can look back across the room at my dancing, joyful loved ones and raise my hands in mock frustration. Deep inside I am weeping with gratitude, and pray it takes all night to get that cocktail.
And yes, occasionally I find myself guilted into mildly shaking my arms and bobbing my head. Essentially moving like a stoned, paranoid Pinnochio. It’s a superbly terrifying experience, dancing.
Why is this important?
Because I love electronica. Why is that important? Because people in clubs are dancing to electronica. How do I know if I don’t go to clubs you might ask? I just do. Trust me. I read about what people are dancing to.
So yesterday I stumble upon this track from Glass Candy from their Warm in the Winter EP. Which is the whole point. If I were the dancing type this is what I would want the DJ to play just before they turn the lights on.

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I am your #1 fan. Love this post. And I will get you dancing, one way or another.
Dance it off. No reason to hold back. That funky chicken may be one from out of space. Love the dance, dance to love.